Saturday, December 29, 2007

Skittles Is Half In the Bag

Kitty blog! Skittles likes to play with plastic bags. Don't worry, we cut out the handles and cut off the ends so she can't get all stuck and die. Oh, and she liked a box once too... insert box joke here.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

That Damn Boyfriend Again!

So as a special Christmas surprise to us, Chris' sister brought her idiot boyfriend to Christmas yesterday. I hate him. I refused to talk to him. He's the kind of person that has a story for everything and he always has to butt-in to your conversations with other people. I hate him. I just wanna give a few quick bullet points highlighting his utter stupidity and I will never speak of the 'douche that ruined my night' ever again. I hate him.
  • He loves to talk about how Denver (his hometown) is 13 years ahead of Utah culturally. Well, maybe that would have been the case in the 80's, but in 2007, with the myriad of ways we get information, that just isn't, can't be true. All this from the asshole that has never heard of Nintendo Wii or Ikea. 13 years my ass!
  • Remember how on Thanksgiving he kept mentioning that he had 10 acres in Douchesne? Well, this time, the thing he kept on including every chance he could was "my twenty year old son..." or "my son who's twenty..." or "the twenty year old that is my son.." or "twenty years ago my ex-wife and I had son that is now twenty and my son...". Why did every single story have to start with that like it was new information? We got it the first time. Twenty years ago you had sex with a woman and had a kid. We don't give a shit. Shut the fuck up.
  • He told this story about how Will Smith had to flee the country because of some sort of tax scandal. Well, we all knew that it was Wesley Snipes, not Will Smith. Chris' awesome uncle told him that he was wrong, but he didn't believe it. He was sure it was Will Smith. He's an idiot.
  • He walked in the door with Chris' sister and Chris went right up and happily greeted his sister with a big "HEY!" and a hug. The asshole had the nerve to say "aren't you going to say hi to me?". Who does something like that?
  • When he wasn't talking about his goddmaned twenty year old son, he was talking about his four year old daughter that has mental problems because when she was a baby a mexican hurt her or abused her or something so now whenever she meets a mexican she punches them in the penis. I'm pretty sure that was his way of saying he abused his daughter while he was wearing a sombrero and eating tacos.

The one thing that made me smile during this whole thing, besides having side conversations about how big of an idiot he is with Chris' awesome aunt, was how he would always call Chris' sister 'honey' or 'sweetie' and she just calls him Mike. I love it! It's obvious that she's not really that into him and that he won't be around long. He even got her a ring and when Chris' grandma asked the sister if it was an engagement ring, she immediately said "NO, no, no, NO. No." My favorite!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

I Love My Husband

It's been getting crazy cold up in Park City lately, so Chris has been looking for a more heavy duty coat to be wearing. He found this old down coat of mine in the closet the other day and he's been wearing it alot. It's a bit small, the sleeves need to be a few inches longer, and it's super puffy and he looks a bit odd in it but I say, if it keeps him warm, wear it. So the other day he had it on and was going through the pockets and found this old keychain that I had from way-back-when. I used to carry around a keychain of his senior year yearbook picture. It's crazy adorable and he looks so so so young. I've loved him for so long, all the way from the days of baby-faced school pictures. I can't imagine my life without him.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Thursday, December 6, 2007

I swear this won't become 'JD's Kitty Blog'...

But Skittles is so damn cute, I can't help but talk about her!

So, Skittles loves to come running into the bathroom, jump onto the toilet seat and then leap onto the bathroom counter to watch the water in the sink. She can't get enough of it. She loves to just sit and stare at the flow of water when we brush our teeth or do our hair. So, please don't get all grossed out here, but Chris and I are at the point in our relationship where we pee with the door open. And if he's in there going and I need to go, I'll yell "don't flush!" so we can conserve water. So let's just combine all this info together now... He's in there doing his number one, I yell "don't flush", Skittles comes running into the bathroom and, well, wouldn't you know it, she jumps right into the toilet. The toilet filled with pee pee. Ewwww. Well, this caused us to give Skittles her very first bath and that's why I'm talking about it because look at this cute picture of her all wet!!!


Saturday, December 1, 2007

What the?

So Chris tells me that he spent hours yesterday at work watching this video over and over and over. Nerd.