The Second Best Thing to Ever Happen to Me

I feel so lucky that this adorable kitty is in my life. I am filled with so much love for her it amazes me. I am so grateful to Chris for being the one that wanted a pet in the first place, Meagan for pushing me to get the cat and for having the incredible hook up, and to Anne, for allowing us to adopt a small part of her family into ours. Skittles is the most amazing Bittle Wittle Kittle a person could ask for.

WTF?

Top 10 things I should have said to the strange girl I've never seen before that came to our door in her pajama pants asking if we had the Bourne Identity.

1. Who the hell are you?
2. Were you raised by wolves? Why do you think it's ok to ask strangers to borrow things?
3. Are you high?
4. Who the hell are you?
5. Even if I did have it, I wouldn't lend it to you, you stupid idiotic girl. I don't even know who the hell you are!
6. Who the hell are you?
7. You don't even know me! Why in holy hell would you think a complete stranger would let you borrow their movies?
8. Seriously, are you high?
9. I'm calling the police.
10. Seriously, who the effing hell are you?