More Skittles

This is one of the first pictures we took of our new wittle kidden Skittles! We got her from a friend of a friend that turned out to be in my mom's ward... total small world! She is the runt of the litter so she is smaller than than she should be. It confused the hell out of the vet when we took her in for her first set of shots a few weeks back.

See how effing tiny and cute she is?!?!?

This is the day she figured out how to get herself into the garbage can. She loved it in there! The fun part was watching her try to get out. She couldn't do it. It was awesome!

So at her first vet appointment she only weighed one pound. This was back on November 6th. A mere three weeks later she weighed in at 2 and a half pounds. She had doubled in size like some freak genetic experiment. I'm sure it's normal for cats to grow so fast but I don't like it. I want her to be a tiny and cute cuddle-bug forever.

Introducing Skittles Magoo Floto-Ramey!

She was born September 14th, 2007 and she joined our family October 25th. We love her SO much! Much more Skittles to come!

I want to punch these girls in the face.

From June 20th, 2007...

I placed my order into the speaker box, a number one combo with a large coke and a chocolate shake.

I pulled around and paid the lady in the tiny window.

I drove up to the next window and the girl handed me a bag with my food.

She walked away and I waited.

And I waited some more.

The girl came back and asked me if everything was alright, like I had some issue with the food she handed me a minute earlier.

I pointed out the obvious fact, I hadn't received my drink or shake yet.

Somehow, that confused her. She had to go get another girl. They spoke and then that girl went to get another girl. It was this third girl that came to my window and asked me the same question again, was everything alright?

And now I become a douche.

"Um, no, everything is not alright! No one's given me my drink or my shake!"

Third girl comes back a moment later with my shake, apologizes and tells me to have a nice day.

Third girl walks away.

Now, I'm SuperDouche.

"Where's my coke?!?!" I yelled to the girls that weren't standing anywhere near the window.

First girl comes back.

"What did you order?"

I can't fucking believe it.

"A LARGE COKE! How hard IS this???"

She gets my coke, I snatch it from her hand and drive away.

I want to punch them all in the face.

Top 10 Reason's I Hate My Sister-In-Law's New Boyfriend

10. For 4 hours on Thanksgiving, he never stopped talking.

9. He mentioned that he had 10 acres in Duchesne at least 20 times.

8. He has three earrings... in just his left ear.

7. He's a bounty hunter... like Dog, not Boba-Fett.

6. He farms pigs on those 10 acres.

5. Every time we had a story, he had a better one. Usually about someone almost dying.

4. He called them cartoons. They are animated features.

3. It's Monsters Inc., not Monster Inc.

2. The word is 'stole' or 'stolen' NOT 'stold'.

1. Did I mention he's got 10 acres in Duchesne?