Top 10 things I should have said to the strange girl I've never seen before that came to our door in her pajama pants asking if we had the Bourne Identity.
1. Who the hell are you?
2. Were you raised by wolves? Why do you think it's ok to ask strangers to borrow things?
3. Are you high?
4. Who the hell are you?
5. Even if I did have it, I wouldn't lend it to you, you stupid idiotic girl. I don't even know who the hell you are!
6. Who the hell are you?
7. You don't even know me! Why in holy hell would you think a complete stranger would let you borrow their movies?
8. Seriously, are you high?
9. I'm calling the police.
10. Seriously, who the effing hell are you?
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3 comments:
lol that's so funny, really what was she thinking?
It was me.
(I should have added a smiley face to my comment to imply the "hee hee" joke and make sure the comment doesn't read in a creepy, IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer tone...)
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